HAUNTED FUNERAL HOME
3880 Inkster Road, Inkster, MI 48141
(734) 833-7880 or www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001614513583
ZIOPTIS SEZ 2021 - OLD SCHOOL THRILLS & CHILLS
245 Swarthout Road, Pinckney, MI 48169
(248) 890-8878 or www.terrorfiedforest.com
ZIOPTIS SEZ 2021 - A FOREST TOUR DE FORCE LIKE NO OTHER
We decided to start our tour this year at TERRORFIED FOREST in PINCKNEY. In a word it was...PHENOMENAL!
We’ve been going to this haunt for decades, and they’ve never failed to amaze us. The new show at TERRORFIED is a relentless bonkers off-the-chart feast for the senses!
There were many creative wondrous spooky adventures awaiting...
Everywhere you look there’s new spooky surprises led off with a STUNNING LIQUID SKY ROOM and later a UNIQUE TWIN-SPIN DOUBLE BLACK HOLE that’s a TOTAL RUSH! **Hint - if the motion sensation overwhelms you in a BLACK HOLE just close your eyes and the feeling vanishes!**
We saw the TABLES TURNED ON AN EVIL CLOWN who’s been secured in a dental chair. It seems his fate includes DENTAL SURGERY GONE SERIOUSLY AWRY. Clown haters will love this!
This truly is a MAGICAL FOREST! The amount of work they’ve put in is astounding! There’s zero lag in the action between scenes, and countless spooky creatures on trees and posts keep vigil.
This is all outdoors, mind you...the amount of preparation is staggering!
One of our faves here was the PUMPKIN FANTASY LAND. There’s tons of super bright pumpkins and tiny oranges lights everywhere!
The presentation is spot on start to finish.
Be sure to wear shoes that are appropriate for hiking in the woods - no high heels, ladies.
You wanna see a KILLER HAUNTED FOREST? This is how it’s done! www.terrorfiedforest.com
THE SCREAM MACHINE
23131 Ecorse Road, Taylor, MI 48180
(734) 309-0756 or www.TheScreamMachine.net
ZIOPTIS SEZ 2021 - THEY’RE BAAACK, WITH A VENGEANCE!
After being on Covid hiatus last year, THE SCREAM MACHINE is back in action and they’re in perfect form.
The queue line sets the mood with fabulous sound and cool decor, as before. But the rest of the journey is new, with excellent scares and surprises at every twist and turn.
Excellent makeup, sound, and lighting throughout.
The HELLEVATOR sequence was perfect, and the BLACK HOLE thrusts you into a spinning tunnel that creates a perfect illusion/sensation of spinning. PRIMO CLASSIC HAUNTING!
One of our favorite gags is near the end, featuring an “insect” that TOTALLY WOWED US.
Also, there’s two 5 minute ESCAPE ROOMS you can challenge yourself with if you dare.
The crowds have returned, and rightfully so as THE SCREAM MACHINE roars back as DOWNRIVER’S LONGEST RUNNING HAUNT!
30712 Michigan Avenue, Westland, MI 48186
(618) 719-5615 or www.eloiseasylum.com
ZIOPTIS SEZ 2021 - NEW KID ON THE BLOCK NAILS IT
This was an opportunity too good to pass up
This is a two part haunt - upstairs and then down to the basement, where especially heinous things happened. The echoes of the past come alive, as a drone of industrial sounds fills the area.
As debuts go, this is a doozie! The existence of an abandoned mental hospital is an opportunity that was just waiting to be taken advantage of, and this wouldn’t have happened without some big help from England!
It goes back to MANCHESTER, ENGLAND where a young man...
HUSH HAUNTED ATTRACTION
37550 Cherry Hill, Westland, MI 48185
(734) 502-6026 or www.HushDetroit.com or www.facebook.com/hushdetroit
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