NOVEMBER 20, 2022 SUNDAY 6 PM - COUNTDOWN TO BLACK FRIDAY The sales blitz is upon us, beckoning bargain hunters to flood the gates and storm into the stores en masse next Friday and some even right on Thanksgiving. You can save 15%, maybe even more and it will only require that you first set your alarm clock for 4 AM on Black Friday. Then rush to the mall as fast as possible, running all stop lights to beat out would-be bargain stealers hell-bent on ruining your glorious retail purchase experience. Affix a battering ram to the front of your car to deter rude motorists looking to steal your private parking spot. But how badly do you really need a three dollar toaster? We have a different strategy, and you’ll save a WHOPPING 100%! It’s so simple. Set your alarm for 4 AM. Get up and hide your car keys. Go back to bed and meet us in slumber land. You just saved 100%! You’re welcome. 2022 SEASON PLANS: ELOISE ASYLUM, WESTLAND HUSH HAUNTED ATTRACTION, WESTLAND (unprecedented THIRD visit!!!) *********************************** HAUNTS WE WISH WE COULD’VE VISITED: TERRORFIED FOREST, PINCKNEY ******************************************** TERROR ON 27, ASHLEY HINTERLAND, ASHLEY ************************************************* THE HAUNT, GRAND RAPIDS EREBUS, PONTIAC ********************************************** SHAWHAVEN HAUNTED FARM, MASON BESTMAZE, WILLIAMSTON (last year!) *********************************************************** SCAREFEST SCREAM PARK, LENOX TWP. OPENS ON FRIDAY, SEPT. 16, 2022 https://scarefestscreampark.com/ HAUNTS OPEN FRIDAY THE 13th / MAY 13, 2022: DERANGED HAUNT in ROMULUS, PHRYTE VILLAGE in LAKE ORION & TERRORFIED FOREST in PINCKNEY open FRIDAY MAY 13, 2022 and DERANGED also open on Saturday May 14th. HAUNTS OPEN VALENTINE’S DAY 2022 FACTORY OF THE DEAD, SAGINAW HUSH HAUNTED ATTRACTION, WESTLAND PHRYTE VILLAGE, ORION TWP. Select haunts will be open the weekend starting Friday, Nov. 5, 2021 ELOISE ASYLUM - WESTLAND open Friday, Saturday AND SUNDAY EREBUS - PONTIAC open Friday & Saturday FACTORY OF THE DEAD - SAGINAW open Friday & Saturday Nov. 5 & 6 ALSO OPEN Friday & Saturday Nov. 12 & 13 HUSH HAUNTED ATTRACTION - WESTLAND open Friday & Saturday JACKSON’S UNDERWORLD - JACKSON open Friday & Saturday THE HAUNT - GRAND RAPIDS open Friday & Saturday LIGHTS OUT THE SCREAM MACHINE - TAYLOR open Friday & Saturday BLACK-OUT WICKED WOODS OF TERROR - CARO open Friday & Saturday ******************************** HAUNTS WE SADLY MISSED IN 2021: SLAUGHTERHOUSE, FOWLERVILLE ********************************* HINTERLAND, ASHLEY  TERROR ON 27, ASHLEY ************************************ SLAY NIGHTS - DEADLY CHOICES HAUNTED HOUSE, HOWELL  NEW! CARNIVAL CREEP SHOW, FLINT  NEW! ********************************** THE HAUNT, GRAND RAPIDS *********************************** NIGHT TERRORS AT WIARDS, YPSILANTI SCAREFEST SCREAM PARK, LENOX TWP. EREBUS, PONTIAC ********************************************* ********************************************* *